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  "date": "2026-08-06",
  "horoscope": "Wireless signals are bouncing off your skull in a way that suggests you might be receiving transmissions from a toaster in Munich. Uranus sextile Jupiter encourages your wildest, most illogical ideas today. If you feel inspired to build a bicycle out of old hard drives, go ahead and gather the materials, but do not ride it down a steep hill just yet. Your physical chassis requires standard maintenance first.",
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