Aries

Chiron sits in your sign like an over-caffeinated toaster trying to render real-time 3D graphics inside a wet paper bag. Mercury’s sextile offers a literal-minded reinterpretation of your celestial coordinates: you are not being impetuous, your execution thread is simply racing ahead of the clock cycle to avoid temporal embarrassment. Thou shalt gently stroke a USB thumb drive before sending any unvalidated payload into the wild today.