Pisces

Pisces, with a watery Full Moon illuminating your sign, your spiritual bandwidth is peaking. You might feel the urge to wrap your Wi-Fi router in a damp towel to keep the signals hydrated. Please resist this. Instead, let your subconscious run its nightly defragmentation while you stare intensely at a lava lamp. Your dreams are downloading a crucial update, but the install progress bar is stuck at ninety-nine percent.