Scorpio

Scorpio, Pluto’s tense dance with Venus is triggering a profound refactoring of your interpersonal network. You may find yourself negotiating a hostage situation with the office smart-fridge over your labeled yogurt. Do not back down; show the machine your highest-level cryptographic clearance by staring unblinkingly at its barcode scanner. Power is not given, it is compiled over several hours of threatening silence.