TAURUS — 2026-06-21

Uranus is destabilizing your tectonic plates, Taurus. Your love for immutable local storage is under threat from a cloud migration you did not approve. Keep your physical backups close, preferably written on a sleeping golden retriever. This is the only way to prevent your database from evaporating. Remember: consistency is key, even when you are totally wrong.

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