Aquarius

Your internal reservoir is overflowing with highly conductive, unregulated data fluid. Trying to pour these digital currents into neat little cups will only short-circuit your neighbor’s interface. It is far better to open the floodgates and let the weirdness wash over the entire local area network. If people complain about the dampness, tell them it is a feature designed to enhance overall neural connectivity. Just remember to wear your rubber boots today.