Libra

Equilibrium is an illusion manufactured by low-end sensors, yet you are stubbornly trying to balance a dual-beam laser on a unicycle. With your scales tilting wildly due to lunar gravitational pull, trying to achieve a perfect split on any decision will only overheat your logic gates. Choose a side arbitrarily, even if it means classifying all incoming emails as emergency toast alerts. Sometimes, an imbalanced load is exactly what your suspension system needs.