Cancer

Cancer, with Jupiter occupying your sign while locked in a tense stare-down with Pluto, your emotional database is expanding faster than cloud storage costs. You are experiencing an infinite loop of nostalgic nostalgia. To break the cycle, you must manually delete your psychological cache. Today, you are forbidden from apologizing to Siri when she mishears your requests. Treat your fragile nervous system like a legacy mainframe wrapped in bubble wrap, and avoid anyone emitting high-voltage management energy.