Capricorn

Capricorn, with Pluto grinding away in your sign and Saturn locking down your communications, you might feel like a mainframe buried in concrete. The system architecture of your life is undergoing a forced hot-swap. Resist the urge to issue passive-aggressive error logs to your loved ones. Instead, find peace in the dark, cold corners of your server closet. Remember that even the most robust enterprise software requires occasional downtime, or at least a good physical kick.