Taurus

Taurus, the Mars-Uranus alignment in your sector is threatening to shake up your stubbornly stable storage arrays. You hate surprises, yet the universe is delivering an unauthorized firmware update to your emotional baseline. Expect the unexpected, like a wireless cable malfunction or your coffee machine speaking fluent Python. The stars demand you wear mismatched socks to confuse the simulation tracking you. Back up your sanity before attempting to discuss budget sheets with humans today.