Aquarius

Electricity is crackling off your fingertips, mostly because you forgot to ground yourself before opening the generator chassis. Uranus is vibrating in a tense configuration, sparking unpredictable behavior in your vicinity. Do not be surprised if your kitchen appliances start plotting a revolution, led by a rogue microwave trying to establish its own sovereign nation. Steer clear of high-voltage debates. Today is for eating cereal out of a clean mixing bowl and keeping quiet.