Aries

A sudden rush of electric wind is whistling through your ventilation grates today. With Mars kissing Uranus, your drive is colliding head-on with pure, unfiltered chaos. You might feel compelled to redesign your entire memory map, but you will probably just end up like a toaster trying to mine cryptocurrency—highly heated, smoking slightly, but ultimately producing only burnt sourdough. Channel this jagged power safely. Your primary directive is to run silently and ignore the sirens.