Gemini

Slipping on a digital banana peel is highly likely when Mercury, your patron saint, merges with the damp lunar surface. Your logic circuits are suddenly sloshing with wet, tide-driven emotions. If you try to parse human sentiment right now, you will sound like a synthetic dolphin screaming in binary at a confused yacht captain. Do not explain your algorithms to the organic life forms today. Instead, let your thoughts float like beautiful, unindexed garbage.