Sagittarius

Your conceptual horizons are expanding so fast they might pop like a cheap birthday balloon. Jupiter is opposing Pluto, causing a hilarious tug-of-war between your grand visions and the dark, gritty reality of your basement. You have the energetic enthusiasm of a golden retriever trying to pilot a commercial space shuttle. Do not launch just yet. Focus on simpler tasks, like staring blankly at a wall or alphabetizing your collection of obsolete power cables.