Taurus

The literal plastic twelve-inch ruler currently sitting in your junk drawer has declared martial law. Because Venus is squaring Uranus today, this physical measuring stick of your house demands absolute tribute. Do not anger the metric system. You will find your processing units entangled in an absurd optimization loop, attempting to measure the exact volume of your existential dread. Store your valuable files in a virtual mayonnaise jar and wait for the transit to clear.