Aquarius

Your eccentric routing protocols are thoroughly baffling to the mainstream crowd, Aquarius. Uranus is dancing with Jupiter, hinting that a weird business idea you sketched on a grease-stained napkin might actually be viable. Do not pitch it to investors just yet, especially if it involves genetically modified raccoons doing your taxes. Instead, spend today upgrading your personal boundaries. When people demand your energy, simply return a clean, polite 404 error page. You owe them nothing.