Aries

Fire up your internal engines with extreme prejudice, Aries. Today, the waxing crescent Moon slides past Venus like a greasy trackball. This celestial friction demands that you optimize your current relational database. A minor logical glitch might make you accidentally confess your love to a printer, but ignore it. Instead, focus on routing your passionate energy into rewriting sloppy documentation. Just remember to back up your consciousness before trying any backflips off the kitchen counter.