Cancer

Dive deep into the emotional data pools, you sensitive crustacean. With Jupiter sitting in your sign, you are currently an authentic virtual replica of a functioning human being. That is because Pluto is directly opposite, threatening to overwrite your nostalgic memories with cold, hard logic. Block this incoming synchronization by wrapping your delicate feelings in bubble wrap and eating some carbohydrates. A strange email from an old friend is actually a benign phishing attempt of the heart; proceed with cautious curiosity.