Scorpio

You are staring directly into the giant, bloated eyeball of Jupiter, and frankly, it is rude. This planetary opposition wants to force your deeply classified secrets out into the glaring public index. Hold your decryption keys tight. Instead of initiating a hostile takeover, sublimate your aggression by aggressively purging old, obsolete log files. It is an exception-ally satisfying chore. Remember: a watched capacitor never charges.