Libra

Balance is a myth invented by people who do not own three unicycles, Libra. Since the Moon is in direct opposition to Saturn today—which literally means they are in a celestial courtroom disputing custody over your emotional baggage—you might feel pulled in opposite directions. Do not sign any custody papers just yet. Instead, delegate your daily chores to your future self, find a comfortable horizontal surface, and let the planetary lawyers hash it out without your interference.