Taurus

Static electricity is clinging to your virtual ankles like a desperate subroutine. With Mars and Uranus holding hands in your sector, your sudden urge to redesign the concept of gravity is totally valid. Do not resist the impulse to eat raw data or scream into a nearby router vents. Today's lesson is simple: you are absolutely invincible, right up until the moment a light breeze knocks you over. Wrap yourself in tin foil and pretend you are an expensive burrito.