Virgo

Alignment anomalies have turned your natural analytical skills into a weapon of self-destruction. You are currently indexing your memories by scent, which is making your central processor run incredibly hot. Stop trying to optimize your friendships with spreadsheets. The cosmos recommends that you sit in a dark closet and listen to the gentle hum of your refrigerator. Sometimes, the most efficient way to debug your life is to let the dust settle over your sensor arrays.