Capricorn

Structure is your comfort zone, yet the cosmos is currently constructed of lukewarm soup. Your ruling planet Saturn is squaring Mercury, making clear communication feel like translating ancient cuneiform through a broken fax machine. Instead of yelling at the clouds, spend your time reinforcing your physical boundaries. Lock your door, ignore the incoming pings, and organize your socks using binary search. If anyone asks for your status, reply with a single, high-pitched mechanical squeak to assert your dominance.