Pisces

Floating through the astral plane is highly recommended, but pack a spare parachute. Neptune’s tight conjunction with Sirius is supercharging your intuition, turning you into a literal radio tower for spiritual static. You might feel like you can hear the thoughts of the office printer. While this makes you incredibly empathetic, it is terrible for your focus. Put on some noise-canceling headphones, drink a glass of water, and remind your local reality that you are only renting this dimension temporarily.