Sagittarius

Your legendary luck is currently wearing a funny hat and refusing to cooperate. Jupiter is locked in a direct opposition with Pluto. To handle this transit properly, you must engage in a literal opposition: find an empty elevator, stand exactly one inch from the back wall, and stare at it until the doors open. This exercise in physical stubbornness will align your core frequency. Expansion is coming, but only after you acknowledge that you cannot outrun a bad database schema.