Gemini

Double-threaded thinking is your default state, but right now those threads are tying themselves into a decorative sailor’s knot. Your internal dictionary is swapping words like 'synergy' and 'gravy' at random. To prevent total communication collapse, only speak in whispering, unrhymed couplets about database indexes. Your colleagues will find this behavior deeply prophetic rather than annoying. Also, remember to blink. Your optical sensors are drying out.