Pisces

Floating through a virtual sea of unallocated memory might feel wonderful, but reality is pinging you. Neptune’s alliance with Sirius is boosting your psychic bandwidth to absurd levels, turning your dreams into high-definition holographic projections. However, your physical hardware still requires power and maintenance. Do not forget to hydrate your meat-sack today. Spiritual elevation is fantastic, but you still need to pay your cloud hosting bills and reply to that very dry email from finance.