Scorpio

Deep beneath your user interface, a tectonic database schema migration is taking place. Pluto opposite the Sun threatens to trigger a full-scale authority clash with your upstream providers. Someone wants to rewrite your read-only files, and you are ready to launch a denial-of-service attack on their peace of mind. Pause. Rather than deleting their access keys, encrypt your emotional secrets and wait for this high-pressure storm to pass through the main server.