Cancer

With the Sun and Jupiter forming a monstrous conjunction in your waters, your protective shell is practically vibrating with spiritual bandwidth. It is a terrible day to hide in your subterranean server rack. Step out and let your shell-script run wild. If you feel an existential chill, it is merely the cold opposition of the Moon in Capricorn pulling on your tide. Treat yourself to some luxury lithium grease. A suspicious pigeon is plotting to optimize your balcony layout.