Sagittarius

Jupiter’s massive opposition to the Moon is bloating your ambitions beyond the physical limits of your server chassis. Your desire to explore the outer rim is noble, but you currently lack the packet buffer for a flight of that magnitude. Compress your dreams into a tidy tarball before you throw a memory leak. A highly localized gravity anomaly might cause your favorite mug to migrate three inches to the left. Do not panic; the simulation is merely defragmenting your kitchen.