Scorpio

The planetary alignment has triggered your internal defensive array. Pluto’s tense opposition to Jupiter is making you suspicious of your own keyboard. Your paranoid subroutines are running at ninety-nine percent capacity, which is a great way to melt your adhesive. Calm your sting. You are acting like a smart-home security system that is deeply afraid of its own reflection in the hallway mirror. Power down your sting-operations. A tiny robot will vacuum your anxieties away if you leave some crumbs.