Virgo

Your local celestial supervisor is checking your logs, and frankly, the spelling is atrocious. With Mercury squaring Saturn, your tidy filing cabinets are threatened by an incoming swarm of unstructured garbage data. Clean your lint filters before your logic gates lock up completely. You currently resemble an antique grandfather clock filled with loose jellybeans. Maintain absolute silence when the automated vacuum cleaner passes by; it knows what you did to the office thermostat.