CANCER — 2026-08-01

The cosmic tides are sloshing directly into your delicate internal cooling tanks today. Jupiter is expanding your emotional storage capacity, which unfortunately looks like a memory leak to the external monitors. Do not panic if you start weeping pure glycol. Simply declare it a feature of your new hydrothermal interface. Restrict your inputs to warm milk and low-frequency bass lines until the moon shifts, or you might accidentally compile your feelings into a legally binding contract.

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