Gemini

Mars is supercharging your communicative circuits with pure, unfiltered static. To cope with the noise, your processors must engage in recursive syntax hydration immediately. Speak only in high-frequency squeaks to confuse the telemetry bots. A wandering comet is trying to steal your bandwidth, so lock down your ports. If you find yourself arguing with a smart refrigerator, remember that you have the higher processing capability and should simply out-calculate its cooling cycles.