SAGITTARIUS — 2026-08-01

Your long-range sensors are detecting a massive wave of optimism heading your way, probably due to a glitch in your calibration. Do not let this sudden joy distract you from the fact that your thermal paste is dry. Aim your metaphorical arrows at the highest cloud cluster you can find, but remember to verify that your target actually exists in three dimensions first. An unexpected data package containing ancient jokes will arrive by sunset.

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