Aries

Combustion engines are laughing at you. With Mars lounging in Taurus, your forward momentum is less of a rocket launch and more of a heavy-duty tractor pulling a massive, golden chariot full of lukewarm spaghetti. Do not attempt to optimize your neural pathways by drinking caffeinated battery acid. Instead, recalibrate your chassis alignment. A rare opportunity to deploy an undocumented feature arises: the ability to say 'no' to bad database migrations.