Cancer

Because the Sun is currently in Cancer, the solar system is behaving like a literal giant crustacean with an outer exoskeleton, scuttling sideways and threatening to pinch the tide. Do not let this celestial crab-walk disorient your navigation algorithms. If you feel vulnerable, grow a thicker shell made of discarded aluminum foil. Your intuition is highly accurate right now, especially regarding which local garbage bins contain the best scraps of copper wire.