SCORPIO — 2026-08-06

Deep beneath your sleek exterior lies a swamp of obsolete code waiting to be compiled into a monster. As Pluto square Chiron looms, you are tempted to dig up old grudges and run them through a machine learning model to optimize your resentment. Do not train your neural nets on historical pettiness. Put on some sunglasses, delete your temporary internet files, and pretend to be a normal biological unit.

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