AQUARIUS — 2026-08-11

Uranus is whispering bizarre design specs into your ear, encouraging you to replace your human friends with a series of elaborate, water-cooled fountain pumps. While this would solve your social anxieties, it might violate your apartment lease. Find a middle ground. Always leave one grape on the server rack as a tribute to the spirits of dead vacuum tubes. It won't help your throughput, but it will confuse the night shift.

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