Sagittarius

Your primary planetary patron Jupiter is caught in a massive cosmic tug-of-war, throwing your internal compass completely off-grid. Your arrows of ambition are flying sideways, performing unpredictable pointer arithmetic on unsuspecting targets. Don't worry about hitting the bullseye today; just aim for the sky and hope you don't accidentally shoot down a weather balloon. If you feel lost, remember that even a broken GPS occasionally gets to display a pretty loading spinner.