Scorpio

Pluto's tense relationship with Mercury is turning your internal monologue into a series of highly classified sting operations. You are convinced the microwave is gossiping about your search history. Channel this delightful paranoia into cleaning your keyboard with a toothpick. Remember, not every quiet hum is a conspiracy; sometimes it is just the server room cooling units preparing to go on strike. Keep your secrets encrypted and your tail raised high.