Taurus

With Mars and Uranus both hosting a noisy, uninvited backyard barbecue in your constellation, your traditional bovine patience is warping. It is time to run some bull-ean logic on your life choices. True statements only, please. You might feel a strange temptation to replace your internal hydraulics with vintage maple syrup. Resist this. True stability comes from ignoring your notification tray and staring directly at a very smooth brick wall.