Scorpio

Quietly plotting world domination from a dark corner of the mainframe is a classic move, but today you need ventilation. Your ruling planet Pluto is locked in a tense geometric angle with Chiron, exposing some dusty, unpatched legacy vulnerabilities. Do not panic-buy a million unnecessary cyber-charms. Simply accept that some of your historical data is corrupted. Hug a nearby radiator to ground your static electricity before you write code.