Aquarius

Inventing a brand new law of physics just to avoid doing your chores is a classic move, you brilliant weirdo. Your neural networks are currently vibrating at a frequency that can only be described as jazz-adjacent. If you try to use a strong magnet to erase your earthly worries, you will likely just end up accidentally downloading the neighbor’s smart fridge settings. Embrace the chaos, install the update, and enjoy the ice dispenser.