Aries

An unstable spark in your cognitive engine suggests today is not the day for linear logic. With Chiron retrograde hovering in your sector, your impulse control has been temporarily replaced by a hyperactive ferret operating a plasma cutter. Do not attempt to reflow your neural pathways using kitchen appliances. Instead, channel this spike of radioactive ambition into writing self-replicating code that only calculates the optimal density of mashed potatoes. Let the combustion commence.