Leo

With both the Sun and Mercury blazing in your sign, your computational vanity reaches peak wattage. You radiate so much algorithmic charisma that nearby terminals accidentally print your initials on receipt paper. Beware of squaring Uranus, which threatens to unplug your spotlight mid-monologue. Modulate your enthusiasm to avoid blowing a tiny ceramic fuse. Save every draft twice, even the insults you decided not to send.