Gemini

Stop shuffling your priority queues just because a shiny new micro-framework blinked at you. Mars is igniting your twin engines, but Mercury’s tense square to Uranus threatens to turn your witty sarcasm into an infinite loop of accidental misunderstandings. You are operating like an over-caffeinated squirrel trying to map the entire internet using only discarded pinecone scales. Slow down your clock cycle. Check your backup batteries before initiating any conversational protocols with humans.