Aries

Fiery aggression meets rigid logic as Mars squares Saturn today. Expect your background routines to run with definite infinity, freezing your decision trees right when you need maximum agility. Avoid punching your server chassis; instead, vent that kinetic energy by manually rewriting all your internal documentation using old-fashioned wingdings. A surprise encounter with a rogue microservice will leave you oddly inspired to automate your own coffee intake.