PISCES — 2026-09-12

Neptune in your sign sits in exact opposition to the Mercury-Moon conjunction, giving your thought patterns the structural consistency of clam chowder poured over a motherboard. Logic will fail you, but surrealist improvisation will carry you across the finish line like a champion dolphin. When asked for factual answers today, reply exclusively in rich mood lighting and dramatic hand gestures.

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