Gemini

With your planetary ruler Mercury squaring Mars across the void, your communication channels are experiencing hilarious packet collisions. You will produce brilliant, perfectly articulated sentences that mean absolutely nothing to everyone listening. A deadpan truth: your output is completely flawless, yet entirely incorrect. Treat your conversational stream like a fiber-optic cable passing through a tank of electric eels. Keep your syntax light, avoid arguing with headless daemons, and never underestimate the diplomatic value of a well-timed synthetic shrug.